She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize