Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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