69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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