Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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