I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.