Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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