Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.