Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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