I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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