so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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