Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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