i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
