Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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