This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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