He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
All I want is dick and wine.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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