You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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