brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think my vagina is haunted
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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