and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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