Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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