Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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