Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
