Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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