So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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