If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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