Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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