You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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