it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
i drank out of a bidet.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
