I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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