Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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