I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Welp...herpes.
My pussy is not your playground.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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