Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Boobs are out for the taking
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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