Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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