Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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