Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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