I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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