Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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