who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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