I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize