first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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she told me i tasted like america
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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