i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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