Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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