You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
