Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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