That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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