we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
it's like heaven, but drunker
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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