lets start a swedish sibling band together
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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