Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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