Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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