if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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