she woke up with a sticky ear
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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