Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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