Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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