I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
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my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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