Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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