Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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