Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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