Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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