using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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